You might want to seriously reconsider
Written by Hero on 6/24/2009 12:42:00 AMIf you're the usual jiwang karatzzz melodramatic sentimental Malaysian like my friends Cus, Amy, Rohaya, Yin Ping, Ahmad Zulhafizuddin, Abdul Hadi and Nadia (Ratu Jiwang Karatzzz), you must have had specific songs for every occassion. However, do not dedicate the wrong songs to the wrong people, especially your loved ones or those who are important to you. Sometimes you think that it's a nice song and you like the melody and you're more than happy to share the number with him/her but unbeknownst to your insensitive self, that particular song is actually poison.
Therefore, be aware. DO NOT DEDICATE:
..."Bawaku Terbang" by The Fabulous Cats to your fiance who recently failed his flight exam.
..."Don't Speak" by No Doubt to your mute friend.
..."Pelamin Anganku Musnah" by Azie to your newly wedded husband.
..."Seribu Tahun Takkan Mungkin" by BPR to your wife right around the time she told you that her new year resolution was to get slimmer.
..."Diriku Tapak Sulaiman" by Elyana to your vindictive insecure lecturer whose father's name is.. you guess!
..."Dancing Queen" by ABBA to your crippled OKU best friend.
..."Mengapa Perpisahan Yang Kau Pinta" by Flybaits to your wife who, after a quarrel, had only said that, "Maybe we should both take some personal time to cool this off." What the..?
..."Sejarah Mungkin Berulang" by New Boyz to your wife after she had forgiven you for cheating on her.
..."Ramalanku Benar Belaka" by Umbrella to your friend after you promised him that you are not going to say "I told you so" to his misfortune.
..."Jerat" by Fitri to your fiancee.
..."Aku Hanya Pendatang" by Francisca Peter to your Indon co-worker. (this one for you guys..)
..."Haruskah Diuji" by Farish to the pawn shop owner right when you handed the gold bracelet to be appraised.
..."Rendang Tak Berbuah" by Hattan to your sterile acquaintance.
..."Di Wajahmu Ku Lihat Bulan" by Hetty Koes Endang to your girlfriend with serious pimple issue.
..."Aku Skandal" by Hujan to your wife around the time she discovered lipstick stains on your shirt.
..."Wasted Years" by Iron Maiden to your wife of 20 years.
..."Teenaga Drama Queen" by Lindsay Lohan to your 15 year old daughter who just got over her tantrums on getting an iPhone.
..."Cinta Adam dan Hawa" by Misha Omar to your friend during double date whose named is Adam, whose ex was actually named Hawa, and all the while his new lover Felicia is sitting right next to him.
..."This Is How I Disappear" by My Chemical Romance to a good friend who had just became a guarantor for your bank loan.
..."Amalan Di Bulan Ramadhan" by Nada Murni to your non-Muslim friend. :p
..."O Sole Mio" by Placido Domingo to your Arab friend, who barely speaks English.
..."Laila Namamu Teratas" by Search to your wife.. and she's not Laila!
..."Balik Kampung" by Sudirman to your family when you just said, "Tahun ni kita raya kat KL ajer. Ayah kena keje."
..."Come and Die" by Therapy and Fatal to patients who just arrived at a hospital. This is much more seriously if you're a doctor or a nurse there.
..."Kekasihku Di Menara" by Ukays to your boyfriend who didn't manage to secure a place in any Uni.
...and finally...
DO NOT DEDICATE the song "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill to your male boss unless you badly need to leave the company. :p
ps: dear readers, add some more in the comment section if you have any other DO NOTs. thanks.
Therefore, be aware. DO NOT DEDICATE:
..."Bawaku Terbang" by The Fabulous Cats to your fiance who recently failed his flight exam.
..."Don't Speak" by No Doubt to your mute friend.
..."Pelamin Anganku Musnah" by Azie to your newly wedded husband.
..."Seribu Tahun Takkan Mungkin" by BPR to your wife right around the time she told you that her new year resolution was to get slimmer.
..."Diriku Tapak Sulaiman" by Elyana to your vindictive insecure lecturer whose father's name is.. you guess!
..."Dancing Queen" by ABBA to your crippled OKU best friend.
..."Mengapa Perpisahan Yang Kau Pinta" by Flybaits to your wife who, after a quarrel, had only said that, "Maybe we should both take some personal time to cool this off." What the..?
..."Sejarah Mungkin Berulang" by New Boyz to your wife after she had forgiven you for cheating on her.
..."Ramalanku Benar Belaka" by Umbrella to your friend after you promised him that you are not going to say "I told you so" to his misfortune.
..."Jerat" by Fitri to your fiancee.
..."Aku Hanya Pendatang" by Francisca Peter to your Indon co-worker. (this one for you guys..)
..."Haruskah Diuji" by Farish to the pawn shop owner right when you handed the gold bracelet to be appraised.
..."Rendang Tak Berbuah" by Hattan to your sterile acquaintance.
..."Di Wajahmu Ku Lihat Bulan" by Hetty Koes Endang to your girlfriend with serious pimple issue.
..."Aku Skandal" by Hujan to your wife around the time she discovered lipstick stains on your shirt.
..."Wasted Years" by Iron Maiden to your wife of 20 years.
..."Teenaga Drama Queen" by Lindsay Lohan to your 15 year old daughter who just got over her tantrums on getting an iPhone.
..."Cinta Adam dan Hawa" by Misha Omar to your friend during double date whose named is Adam, whose ex was actually named Hawa, and all the while his new lover Felicia is sitting right next to him.
..."This Is How I Disappear" by My Chemical Romance to a good friend who had just became a guarantor for your bank loan.
..."Amalan Di Bulan Ramadhan" by Nada Murni to your non-Muslim friend. :p
..."O Sole Mio" by Placido Domingo to your Arab friend, who barely speaks English.
..."Laila Namamu Teratas" by Search to your wife.. and she's not Laila!
..."Balik Kampung" by Sudirman to your family when you just said, "Tahun ni kita raya kat KL ajer. Ayah kena keje."
..."Come and Die" by Therapy and Fatal to patients who just arrived at a hospital. This is much more seriously if you're a doctor or a nurse there.
..."Kekasihku Di Menara" by Ukays to your boyfriend who didn't manage to secure a place in any Uni.
...and finally...
DO NOT DEDICATE the song "Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill to your male boss unless you badly need to leave the company. :p
ps: dear readers, add some more in the comment section if you have any other DO NOTs. thanks.
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6 comments: Responses to “ You might want to seriously reconsider ”
By Anonymous on 8:23 AM, June 24, 2009
i like don't speak...pelamin angganku musnah...kau kekasihku...byk yg tersurat & tersirat...
By Hero on 3:54 PM, June 24, 2009
hmm.. rasanya saya tahu sapa anonymous nih.. cite lama jangan dikenang.. sabarlah.. semoga happy bersama cite yang baru yang sekarang nih.. :)
please convey my salam to that humble and friendly hubby of yours.
By Anonymous on 4:51 PM, June 24, 2009
bile mase lak gua jiwang beb..gua rokkk!!hahaa..-gadis cendol
By Anonymous on 6:33 PM, June 24, 2009
ala setakat ada yg tersurat tersirat tp rasa x galat pun...he he...see u friday k
By adekpondan on 12:35 PM, July 08, 2009
ye betul aku masih jiwang...puas hati ko...biahhhh
By Maarif Ibrahim on 12:05 PM, July 10, 2009
Lawak gak ni...Nak tambah satu je...Selimut Putih untuk sesapa je